Easter Island Head To Arsenal: Funniest. Transfer. Ever.

So everyone knows this by now. It’s not an April fool’s joke because, well, it’s not April. It’s cold hard truth....

Don’t Hate Daniel Levy

[Ed: This may be a little, shall we say, contrary to general United fan opinion. But sit back and try to...

United On The Edge Of Greatness

We start this season on the edge of true greatness. Not the fleeting greatness that gets bandied around weekly in the...

United are on the ‘Brink of a Signing’

It’s a quiet day if you ignore the words Dimitar Berbatov. But you can’t ignore it today, because otherwise, there wouldn’t...

Some NOTW Nonsense + Community Shield Preview

We return to some real footballing action today with the Community Shield against Portsmouth — although pseudo-real could be a better...

Ronaldo Speaks… Finally

About time, innit? I think this was nearly a good month and a half late, but it did come. Of course,...

Shallow Squad or an Injury Crisis?

The team we pick to start the first “competitive” game of the season (if you can call the Charity Shield competitive)...

United beat Posh + Media Froth As Ronaldo Returns (Apparently)

Fergie faced off with Fergie junior, in what looks like an annual affair of family reunions, as United’s boys beat Peterborough...

Ten Indicators For United’s 08/09 Season

Apologies for the extended period of quiet from my side (note, please, that I am not RR, who has done an...

So How Does One Define Tapping Up?

This comes fresh off the Madrid press. Well not fresh exactly but outrageous nonetheless. Ramon Calderon has again, not surprisingly, opened...