Some NOTW Nonsense + Community Shield Preview

We return to some real footballing action today with the Community Shield against Portsmouth — although pseudo-real could be a better...

Ronaldo Speaks… Finally

About time, innit? I think this was nearly a good month and a half late, but it did come. Of course,...

Shallow Squad or an Injury Crisis?

The team we pick to start the first “competitive” game of the season (if you can call the Charity Shield competitive)...

United beat Posh + Media Froth As Ronaldo Returns (Apparently)

Fergie faced off with Fergie junior, in what looks like an annual affair of family reunions, as United’s boys beat Peterborough...

Ten Indicators For United’s 08/09 Season

Apologies for the extended period of quiet from my side (note, please, that I am not RR, who has done an...

So How Does One Define Tapping Up?

This comes fresh off the Madrid press. Well not fresh exactly but outrageous nonetheless. Ramon Calderon has again, not surprisingly, opened...

Saha, Giggs and Agents, EVDS and Other Stories

Morning all from the Red Rants towers — er, I don’t think I’ve greeted anyone like this before. Let’s quickly settle...

How to Buy a Player From Spurs: A Primer

1. Employ a Spanish waiter to go to the podium and scream at the top of his voice that he’s interested...

Tevez for £32m? Tevez Quotes Denied + Kaizer Chiefs Friendly

Everyone seems to agree that Manchester United have completed the signing of Carlos Tevez for £32m. Everyone, except the official site,...

Irresponsible Media Stir Up Another Storm

Various media outlets, including the Guardian, have run up headlines like ‘Tevez: Let Ronaldo go to Real’ or ‘Ronaldo should be...