Deadline Day Looms…

We lost the Super Cup to Zenit. Chelsea proved they are still shit by dropping points. Liverpool drew to Villa, sussing...

Preview: Man Utd v Zenit St. Petersburg

Today is 07/08 season hangover day. A day where we play a game to prove we are better than a team...

Manchester United’s 08/09 Champions’ League Opponents

Today is the Champions’ League draw. This, coupled with the lack of progress on the Berbatov front (only four days to...

Some Words on Vidic + Fabio’s Cracker + Berbayawn

Sometimes honesty can be misplaced and ill-advised. Most of what Vidic said was true. Perhaps he could have been less honest...

Preview: Portsmouth v Man Utd

It’s bank holiday Monday as United travel to Fratton Park in what has proven to be a tricky encounter in recent...

Ronaldo Returns + Fergie’s Optimism Dips + Squad ‘Swells’

According to reports, a Manchester United player who goes by the name Cristiano Ronaldo has just returned to light training. I...

Easter Island Head To Arsenal: Funniest. Transfer. Ever.

So everyone knows this by now. It’s not an April fool’s joke because, well, it’s not April. It’s cold hard truth....

Don’t Hate Daniel Levy

[Ed: This may be a little, shall we say, contrary to general United fan opinion. But sit back and try to...

United On The Edge Of Greatness

We start this season on the edge of true greatness. Not the fleeting greatness that gets bandied around weekly in the...

United are on the ‘Brink of a Signing’

It’s a quiet day if you ignore the words Dimitar Berbatov. But you can’t ignore it today, because otherwise, there wouldn’t...